Ho Ho OH NO!

Tis the Season! My crazy parents barely digested the Thanksgiving Turkey before they put up this Christmas tree. I kicked Mom a few times for that. I don't know a lot about this holiday, but I can tell you this, I really don't like people jumping the gun.

Kagman Magnificent Mile

This is in my nieghborhood! It is in Kagman on Saipan. It is a great place to walk. It is right beside the famous, well, soon to be famous Lao Lao Golf Course. I can't wait to be strolled down it.

Kicking and Kicking

My Mom says that I am a kicking fool. I think my Mom should just pipe down a little! I have work to do in here you know. I need to be kicking every day. Kicking her stomach, her liver, her bladder, etc etc, etc. I will be kicking until I get out of here!

Relaxing!

I have been kicking a lot lately. So, my Dad told my Mom she should relax. He suggested a smoke, but my Mom loves the PBR!

Bring home the Benjamans, well Washingtons to be fair

This is where my parents work, Kagman Elementary School, the home of the Blue Marlins. I hope someday I can go there and see the huge tank they must be keeping those fish in.

My Sister! My @#&!

My parents say this is my older sister Hailey. Now, I'm just a fetus, but even I know this is a dog!

Bombs and Holes

This is where I will live. It is on the island of Saipan in the Northern Mariana Islands. The Mariana Islands are most famous for the Battle of the Philippine Sea (The Great Mariana Turkey Shoot) and the Marianas Trench. A battle site and a big hole, at least its memorable!

My Parents

These will be my parents. Thier names are Tom and Kerry. I can't wait to see them. (btw-Aren't these photos a little jingoistic, I'm a little afraid!)

My First Post

Hello,

My Name is Karsten, and I am a 28 week old fetus. This is my first blog post. This is the most recent photo of me. Nice, huh! I hope to be writing more in the future.