I Know The Dark

Winston Churchill is often given credit for the quote, "It's always darkest just before the dawn." I guess he can say it is his own, after all, he did add the word just. Other often quoted 20th century leader Chairman Mao is thought to have once said,"It is darkest before it goes completely black." Now, I know both are not to be taken literally, but I do know something about the dark. I spend more time in it that most and I can tell you without reservation that indeed.....

Catch

Welll, the footage is out there so I guess I better show it on my website. This is video taken by a scout without my permission mind you, of a workout with my Dad. Now, keep in mind, the practice immediately ended after this due to this invasion of my privacy.

Oh so important

The following is my take on the state of affairs in my life. As this is of such utter importance to all who hear it I'm sure, I have decided to post it on one of the most popular blogs in the world, MINE!

I'll show him!

Dad said that I cannot have any new toys because I already have to many. Well, I must say that I could not disagree more. I want new toys because I've already figured out the old ones. But, since I'm not strong enough to break them, and Edith will see if I throw them away, I have decided to eat them. I decided to start with this one. Yeah, something stuffed might have been easier, but nobody will every suspect that I just ate this hard plastic one.

Cabella's Picture Day

Well, if they did have one, this is what it might look like, and I would be darn proud. Camo is a good color for me, don't you think?! My Mom and Dad said that I can get a rifle as soon as I can hold my spoon by myself as part of the new NRA "Packin' Infants" program. Not that I need one, I've already have a very ill tempered dog to protect me from the evils of the world.

Eating

In my constant striving for cinematic excellence, I would like you to view my new video from the p.o.v. of my spoon. Enjoy!

I Got Ya

I Got Ya!