You know what I can't wait for, BACON, that's right, BACON!. You see, when you are on total life support, like me, you don't really get a choice of what you eat. Mom has made it her grand crusade to avoid anything with sodium nitrite or sodium nitrate, as they can be converted in her stomach to a powerful carcinogen. So, I get no bacon, sausage, hot dogs, pepperoni, frozen prepackaged food, or just about anything else that the miracle of refrigeration could provide. I hope I won't have to wait too long! Maybe Dad can find a nice pig fat flavored pacifier or just buy me a pig to gnaw on.
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Friday, February 1, 2008
UMMM! Artificial Preservatives
You know what I can't wait for, BACON, that's right, BACON!. You see, when you are on total life support, like me, you don't really get a choice of what you eat. Mom has made it her grand crusade to avoid anything with sodium nitrite or sodium nitrate, as they can be converted in her stomach to a powerful carcinogen. So, I get no bacon, sausage, hot dogs, pepperoni, frozen prepackaged food, or just about anything else that the miracle of refrigeration could provide. I hope I won't have to wait too long! Maybe Dad can find a nice pig fat flavored pacifier or just buy me a pig to gnaw on.
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