Dad's got Chicken Pox!

That's right, you heard it here first. My father has contracted the formerly widespread childhood illness. This would be the second time that Dad has had chicken pox. The first time he had a very mild case, but this time it's a barn burner. But, before you begin to worry, the Center for Disease Control informs me that breastfed babies have a very high immunity rate to Chicken Pox and I needn't worry. Of course, that being said, I'm not going anywhere near him. Chicken Pox are gross!