Monsieur Fussiepants' Blog

Bonjour,
I am told by the staff here that I am to write this blooggg. I will have you know, I am doing this under protest, as I do everything. I am Monsieur Fussiepants, and I am thee French. I do not like anything. I do not like hugs, cuddling, singing, or especially being called this Karsten! Who is this bébé allemand? I do not like him! And I will have you know, I am not to fond of you either! So, if you see me, step to the opposite side of the rue, as I will châtiez you.
Au revoir,
Tatillon Fussiepants