No, (insert dog's name)!

Here they are, the two "ladies" of the house. One is my Mom and the other is a dog. Can you guess which is which? Well, I will give you a hint. One is pretty, loving, and caring. The other is a dog! Some people in the world can't tell the difference between people and dogs. I've heard some humans of questionable moral character will walk over a family of homeless to get their dog a sweater. Odd, because don't dogs have fur to keep them warm? Well, I can tell the difference already. From what I can hear, you can always tell a dog because when spoken to, their name is either followed or proceeded with a no. Example, "Hailey, NO!" Or, "NO Hailey!" See, simple. I can do it, maybe we can teach others, spread the word!