Redelivery

So, today was report card day at my Mommy and Daddy's school. Parents came in and told stories about their kids. Back when Mommy was in the hospital, she had to miss a half a day of school. So, when she came back to school that afternoon, she explained to her kids what happened. Apparently she needs to do a little better job of explaning next time. Here's what one parent said the student told her about me:

I came out, but the doctors decided it was too early, so they pushed me back in.

I guess I get to be "born-again" already!