It is official, 2008 will be the year of ME!KARSTEN
On the eve of the monumental year for the world, a papal bull was issued from The Vatican. In it, Pope Benedict states, "Ich weiß, wen Gott mag, und Gott mag Karsten." Then he said something about having to roll with his "crew" and left in his armored 1977 stretch Caddy Fleetwood. I don't know what that means, but it sounds good. At the U.N., General Secretary Ban Ki-moon issued a similar statement saying, "Blah, blah, blah, something, something, something." When asked to translate, the General Secretary said," Don't be a player hater, Karsten will be down." Later, he added, "But be warned, if the world is not vigilant,
Karsten will be up in all of our Kool-Aid."
That's right yo, I will be! Mix me up some red!
1 comment:
i'll have to come up with a potato recipe that's named after our man of the year:) maybe a potato stamp in the shape of a "k". you are one funny guy. we are really going to miss you.
Post a Comment